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- 20.18
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1. Jejemon
1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling. CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO! 2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA. 3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
On AIM or YM:
miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh! You: Huh? miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje! You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard! miszMaldiTahh111: T_T 2. Jejemon | ||||
- a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh..
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON. - (noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing.. - a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments... - people with very LOW IQ - a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc... - a person you want to fuck off and kill - an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person. - is the derrogative term used for a certain categorized kind of people.They type JEJEJE or JEJEJE when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often. This is why we call them jejes.
JEJE-Similar to hehehe but more like a naughty chuckle coming from the back of your throat.
For instance, used while plotting an evil plan. EX. 1. I'm going to make that guy look like such a zaris..JEJEJE ex. 2. "omg! my sister farted" jejeje ex. 3. 3Ohw phOwh eVeR1yBhOodY! jejeje! ex. 4. pFroUwd 2 b @ jEJ3mOn! WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF JEJEMON PEOPLE? Sign that it is a jeje you are dealing with is that he (they are most commonly masculine) seems to have low intelligence. This is because 1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person 2. it seems that their kind is simply dumber. 3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word. 4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES. 3. Jejemon
Jejemon (language) is an evolution of contracted sms typing. It is composed using alternating caps and small letters and occassional numbers and punctuatiion like Leet. It also makes liberal use of the letter h before or after vowels as well as substituting x for the letter s. Homo sapiens evolved to have a natural desire to modify a language or create a slang. This was done in order to differentiate members of the family/ tribe from intruders. In a world of photoshopped avatars and webcam blocking firewalls, how can a group identify each other through text alone? Mainland China changed millenia old Chinese characters into Pinyin, unreadable to Taiwanese, Singaporeans and overseas Chinese among other things to easily spot the foreigners. Chillax, j3jEm0n is just another avatar.
www.jejemon.com
eoohw pwfohh. hu u b? c u l8r. w8 lng G1bo, xno u?
see www.jejemon.com 4. jejemon
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